Scrabblers: Episode One
noun: those who scratch or scramble for something
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JACK
You know, I know it sounds stupid but before a tournament I just see everything in words.
SHOT - JACK WALKS OUT OF STARBUCKS WITH A COFFEE
#COFFEE 12 points#
SHOT - JACK WORKING AT STORE BEING YELLED AT BY CUSTOMER
#CUSTOMER 12 points#
SHOT - SUPERVISOR COMES ALONG MOTIONS LIKE HE IS GOING TO HELP JACK BUT JUST YELLS AT HIM INSTEAD
#ENNUI 5 points#
JACK
It’s just one hundred small tiles but with them you can write fourteen thousand possible words. And when you get the right tiles, the right word at the write time. Those tiles mean you win.

TITLE SCREEN - Scrolling through the dictionary up to the definition of Scrabblers


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Community hall filled with around 20 scrabble participants, tea and biscuits are being served before the big game. Most participants are old ladies but a few eccentric mid 20s people are in on the action. One woman is making an announcement.


ORGANISER





Jack
Like love, scrabble is a game of communication, every move has some kind of meaning attached. Also like love, sometimes you get to choose your partners but mostly you just get matched up on a printout.

SHOT - THE PRINTOUT OF ROUND ONE MATCHES #JACK vs LESTAT


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Tables are arranged by rank and file. On each table is a scrabble board, lazy susan, chess clock pens, paper scoresheets and the tile bag. The tiles are laid out in alphabetical order on a sheet of paper. Two people sit at each table. Somewhere in the mix are Jack and Lestat.
ORGANISER
Ladies and Gentlemen, the rules are twenty-five minutes each. Before we start i need a verbal confirmation from each of you that the set of tiles in front of you is full and complete.
PLAYER ONE
complete
PLAYER TWO
complete
(etc)

JACK
complete #winks at organiser#
#Lestat counts the tiles at an irritatingly slow pace.

JACK
C’mon mate

LESTER
I have a right to confirm that all the pieces are here. Free from tampering and malfeasance.
JACK
Malfeasance
LESTER
yes
JACK
really?
LESTER
yes

JACK
Do you think i broke in last night to add an extra A to the set.
LESTER
I would have noticed that, but maybe you took an A and replaced it with an E to throw me off my game. I might have done the same in your position.


#LESTER HOLDS UP A COPY OF THE ART OF WAR maybe some traditional green tea in other hand#

LESTER
In the art of war sun tzu says that all war is deception. I had to be prepared for Jack’s deception.
It goes on to say in chariot fighting, when ten or more chariots have been taken, Our own flags should be substituted for those of the enemy, and the chariots mingled and used in conjunction with ours. Hmmmm. #eyeball camera#

#back to scrabble game, LESTER HAS A COIN#

JACK
Heads
LESTER
Wait till I flip it
#flips the coin and catches it - long pause#
JACK
Heads
LESTER
Okay you can start
#puts coin back in pocket with grimace without showing it#

#montage of a scrabble game action is muted but characters perform actions which display their character#

JACK
The worst thing about Lester,and there’s a lot of things i could say, but the trully intolerable thing about him... is that he’s actually really good at this.

#Lester plays the winning word beaming#
#Jack puts head in hands in frustration#
LESTER
#with his tea again#
Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won.

CASEY
Hey I like your cute teapot

#pan to absurdly bimbo-hot casey#

LESTER
(sheepishly) Its a chinese warrior herb urn

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ORGANISER
#bell# Ladies and gentlemen, round one is now concluded. Please hand up your score sheets. Tea and bicuits will be served in the break room while the computer matches up the players for round two.

#shot of various tea and biscuit munchers#
#Lester wait anxiously for the printout watching it creep out of the printer his eyes dash back and forth tennis game style in anticipation. He rips it out as it finishes and dashes into the break room.

LESTER
Hey Jack do you like apples
JACK
Not really
LESTER
Hey Edith do you like apples
EDITH
Mine need to be mashed through the... through the food p*rocessor so that i don’t have to chew
LESTER
<*interrupting> Well I’m playing the hot girl how do you like them apples!

#All turn to Casey making tea in the corner, #
CASEY
I Made a necklace of my favorite letters- C-A-S-E-Y CASEY #claps herself#
JACK
That poor poor girl
LESTER (secretively to JacK)
I got this from the internet, concentrated bull pheromones
#sprays in the air then prances through the mist#
JACK
You know that smells exactly like i thought it would.

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ROUND TWO (CASEY VS LESTER)

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Georgina waved anxiously from her cattle class seat, attempting to attract the attention of the flight attendant. Her son had been sick again, this time however he had chosen to forego the wax-paper bag and threw up over his clean denim overalls instead.
She jabbed the service button persistently but the stewardess seemed more interested in gossiping with her co-worker. Nuts to the lit seatbelt sign, she wasn’t having her Tommy arrive in a new country looking like this. She pushed a napkin into his hand and nudged him off to the bathroom. “Go clean yourself up.” The stewardess glanced at the breach, scanned for her supervisor and turned back to her conversation.


Behind Georgina a gaunt young man tested his red-haired neighbour with salacious looks. Cleverly she ambushed him, starting the conversation before he could think of his line, “So what do you do?” she clichéd.

“I’m an architect,” (he wasn’t) “I just did the new archery centre for the Olympics,” (he didn’t). Kurt had discovered through tough experience that there is an age at which being a musician goes from being the ultimate aphrodisiac to more or less telling women you beg for coins on the boardwalk. That age was roughly three years ago.
“Really?” she toyed, “So what have you got in store for us?”
She would play along, liars might make bad partners but they were excellent for conversation.

Kurt moved closer as if about to confide a secret. He knew that if he could keep it together just long enough to move along to the next topic he was in.

The red-haired woman would never discover the Olympic Archery layout. Kurt was interrupted by the captain’s voice, louder, much louder than usual and urgent.

◊◊◊

It would have been beautiful if anyone had seen it, the plane spiralled downwards through the sky leaving a double helix of white smoke in its wake. Later the black box would reveal a single torn wire. This was of little importance to the people on board.There was no screaming. The passengers sat in unnatural silence, the perverse serenity of impending death. The impact broke the spell. The wing struck first wrenching a chunk of fuselage with it. The remainder tore through the undergrowth unhindered. The slide seemed to last forever, the scrub gave way to saplings, the wreck levelled these without effort. Eventually the aircraft found a worthy opponent, a great mahogany. It struck hard. The fore section of the fuselage collapsed like a concertina. The aft tore free and carouselled to a stop.

Georgina woke with a cough, her first thought to cover her mouth, then reality set in. The cabin was hazy but she could still make out the bodies, slumped in their seats, hanging from their seatbelts like marionettes. The two seats behind her were empty, those and the one beside her, Tommy’s.
She unclipped her seatbelt gazed toward the rear, the toilet was gone, half the blessed plane was gone. She had to find him, had to know that he wasn’t… her thoughts cut short, she couldn’t think it.

She made for the exit but her legs gave way beneath her in agony twisting into ghastly angles on the floor. She dragged herself to the exit. It flew out with a bang as if by magic. Strong arms reached in, dragging her through the portal and expertly to a waiting stretcher. The arms pulled tight straps across her chest and waist, locking her in place. She was being carried away. “Wait! Tommy, my boy, he’s still… “ They ignored her, their route was as set as a railroad. She struggled against the straps of the stretcher, trying to free herself. She felt the cold steel of a needle pierce her thigh, watched the clear liquid flow into her vein, then there was nothing.

◊◊◊

Kurt played with the saline drip, watching the veins of his arm swell with each squeeze, Colorado State Supply – isotonic solution. He and the redhead Amanda had made it out with a few cuts and bruises. They watched the medics stretcher Georgina’s limp body in. The doors slammed shut and the helicopter’s engine grunted to life. Amanda couldn’t help grabbing Kurt’s arm as they took off, she would not fly by choice again.
Georgina awoke shortly after the helicopter landed. The three were packed into the tiny hospital’s only room, bed to bed. She called the doctor over.
“My boy, Tommy, where is he?”
“I’m sorry.“ The doctor placed a hand on her shoulder, “There was nobody else. The smoke took them.”
She jerked free of his hand.
“No, he’s still out there, I can feel him. A mother knows.”
“Ms Kendal the aviation service will be here next week to clear the site. Is there a relative or friend you would like to call to help you make arrangements.”
“Just stuff off!” she barked, tears streamed down her face in anger.
The doctor stiffened his back, slapped a pamphlet on the nightstand beside her and walked to the next bed. “You two may go, take it easy for the next couple of days.”
They clambered out of the beds and made for the door, Georgia grabbed Kurts arm hard as he passed, stopping him in his tracks. “Promise me, promise me that you’ll find him, he’s still up there!”
“Um I’ll do what I can.” Kurt freed himself from her grip and continued to the hall.

“So when do we leave”
“What?”
“To find her boy”
“What are you talking about, we’re not going anywhere, she’s lost it.”
“You said you would help her.”
“I said I’d do what I can which is absolutely fucking nothing, you heard the doc, The kid’s dead.” She gave him a cold stare and walked away.
“Wait. Stop. Sorry. So suppose you do go off on this nonsense errand, how are we going to find the crash?”
“See that peak, the trees are greener, closer together, it’s a man made forest. That’s where the plane hit. More importantly can you steal a car?”
He was impressed.
“My dad was a mechanic,” (he wasn’t), “I think I can manage it” (he could).
They walked through the hospital carpark side by side. Kurt didn’t know why he was going along with this. She hadn’t exactly inspired him but like many aimless men he went along, This was as good a thing to do as any other.
He tore a strip from his shirt and began to feed it through the window of a ford Taurus.
“What are you doing?” she pulled him away.
“What, you said…”
“We need four wheel drive… and GPS unless you know where you’re going”.
She directed him to a great behemoth of a vehicle. The nameplate read “Doctor”.
He caught the lock nub on the first try. They unhooked the bonnet and studied the ignition. Amanda caught his eye and he laughed.
“What’s so funny?’
“I’m just impressed I’ve got Lil’ Miss Business Suit stealing cars”
She giggled, then chastised herself and gave him a practised glare.

◊◊◊

The trail was long and winding. It was starting to get dark. Dark meant cold; they would need to find him soon. At the end of the trail they continued on foot.
“This shining armour shit is tough.” Kurt Panted.
“The worthwhile shit always is” Amanda replied.

◊◊◊

It was midnight when they found it. A child’s fort built of luggage. There was a moat of clothing, in Tommy’s mind as vital for his survival as the haphazard shelter it protected. Kurt knelt down and extended his hand into the fort. A hand grasped his, he was alive.

Our Broken Spokes

In the wake of the Tour Down Under, Adelaide's cyclists lament a grim fact. The most recent data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics shows that more cyclist are killed per capita in South Australia than in any other state.

According to the Traffic Intelligence Section of the SA police; The main cause of fatal and casualty cyclist crashes is driver inattention.

David Bowler offers another possible factor in the form of dangerous by design cycle tracks. Midway through its four year cycling plan many cycle routes remain incomplete, merging dangerously into heavy traffic. David maintains a web-based list of state black-spots deemed “Deathtraps”, most of these occur where a bikelane joins the main body of traffic, with potentially disastrous consequences.
The State Governments cycling policy document suggests that the enormous health benefits of cycling are being missed due to perceptions that it is unsafe

State leader of the democrats Sandra Knack has released a statement on Adelaide’s cycling numbers claiming “we are just about the worst performers in Australia…
Mike Rann has got us watching bikes but we still don’t ride them.”
Kanck advocates that we introduce Copenhagen style cycling lanes like those already in use in Melbourne. These insulate cyclists from the main body of traffic with a lane of parking.

The department of energy infrastructure and transport policy document “Safety in Numbers” outlines two key strategies to improve cyclist safety. Firstly to “improve cycling infrastructure and road user behavior. Secondly it is suggested that “encouraging more people to cycle more often,” will in fact reduce the crash rate. The proposed solution; to improve “The perception of safety for those not currently cycling.”

The line of argument here is challenging to follow. It has been demonstrated that cities who cycle more have fewer accidents per trip. The simplest explanation is that cities who have implemented safe cycling trails would enjoy both a higher rate of cycling and a lower accident rate. Encouraging more cyclists to risk dangerous roads will bring about safety only by forcing government action to remedy cycle routes. Till then commuter cycling may be our State extreme sport.




07 Fatalities 07 fat/Mil 04-07 avg fat/Mil
SA 7 4.54 2.76
Qld 9 2.27 2.04
Vic 7 1.39 1.9
WA 4 1.99 1.88
NSW 11 1.62 1.74
Figure: Australia’s Most Dangerous

Sunday Fiction :The Watchmaker

With tweezer hands he laid the gilded gears in place. He closed the sell, whistling softly as he completed the delicate work. This was the artisan’s finest creation, a watch for the king himself. The watchmaker rocked back in his chair, tasting the air. It was different today, the familiar musk of his workshop was overshadowed by acrid tones. He was a success; his skill unmatched; the slave turned artisan.
The boy sat silently in the corner. He was a good child. A faithful child. The watchmaker had insisted upon it. Only a boy of faith could be trusted with such an important delivery. He carefully wrapped the watch in leather and beckoned the child closer.
“You understand, you must go directly to the king. Do not falter, he must receive his gift tonight.” The boy nodded mutely and darted out through the door.
The boy loped through the crowded streets, sticking close to the dusty market canopies. Merchants pitched gibberish to nobody in particular as he passed. He checked his pocket. It was still there. He caught sideways glances from strangers but none would meet his eyes. No, it must be his imagination, they couldn’t know what he carried.
The guards allowed the boy to pass with a nod. The watchmaker had arranged everything. The boy climbed the stairs, taking the route the watchmaker had inststed he memorise, and recite, over and over till it had become second nature.
The king smiled at the boy’s arrival, begged him to come close with a weary finger. He drew open the pouch, his eyes salivating. It was perfect, he shooed the boy, his eyes not leaving the glittering object. Servants presented dinner, he dismissed them with a wave. No-one else could see it, it was for him and him alone. The watch ticked on his eyes transfixed. Then midnight, the hands aligned in perfect symmetry. A click, a hiss a puff of smoke, a boom rendered voiceless by the cavernous halls. The watch was gone and with it the king.
The watchmaker smiled in his chair, his greatest work complete.

Anonymous vs Scientology

The story of Anonymous has all the hallmarks of a Hollywood epic. A roguish accidental hero, a wise sage, a great and powerful enemy. The war between hacker-group Anonymous and the Church of Scientology began with a lone act of censorship. A church of scientology indoctrination video featuring Tom Cruise was hosted on the youtube video website. Cruise’s manic laughter and his claim that scientologists are the only one’s who can help in the case of a car accident were mocked by commentary.
The church, citing the digital millennium copyright act, forcibly removed the video. Soon after the removal a video featuring a dark robotic voice set to stock images of storm clouds appeared on the video site, declaring war on the church. In response the sages of this tale “Wise beard man” , GlaDos and an unnamed scientologist spoke out, supporting the cause but urging caution and non-violence in letters and video posts across the web.
In mere days, anonymous achieved a campaign of protests that would be the envy of any activist. Scientology centres throughout the United Stated, Canada, the UK, Europe and Australia were “raided” by thousands of masked protesters. The Church of Scientology official website was shut down by hackers prompting international media coverage.
The public relations line is that anonymous chose their name as a defence against Scientology’s alleged attacks against individual detractors. In truth the group existed long before “Operation Chanology,” the manoeuvres of which have sparked protests at scientology centres around the world. “Anonymous” was born on the Chan group of message board websites. Think of these as the toilet wall of the Internet. Users post gory pictures, pornography and crude messages in the name of shock humour. Like the toilet wall, when someone wishes to post a message without fear of social consequence they may choose to remain anonymous. Over time users of the site began to refer to anonymous as though he were a real person. Many conversations can be found between “Anonymous” and the identified users of the site.
The entity known as Anonymous became HG Well’s invisible man, acting without fear of retribution and ultimately without morality. Their early operations on the internet reflected this. Operation Myspays (sic) was a sophisticated effort to obtain the passwords to the personal pages of myspace users. The targets then had their personal profiles plastered with homosexual pornography. The goal of the mission was ”lulz,” hacker slang for laughs. Their moniker “The Internet Hate Machine” is well earned.
Cruelty is a common theme among the users of the site, “Anonymous” have made prank phone calls to the parents of a teenage suicide, made bomb threats and convinced girls to post nude pictures on their site then tracking down their details to publicly name and shame them.
The Internet Hate Machine is fuelled by media attention. Media reports are collected and celebrated as trophies. The favourites are usually the most negative coverage. When fox news dubbed Anonymous “Hacker’s on Steroids,” the site erupted in jubilation. The report was dissected, set to music and is frequently featured on the site as an in-joke. Even their most innocent activities suggest a desire for attention. A long-standing hobby of anonymous is meme-pushing. Attempting to move their in-jokes into the internet domain. The community is accredited with creating many pieces of internet miscellanea. Lolcats; pictures of cats with humourous descriptions originated on the chan sites, as did the popularity of Tay Zonday’s song, “Chocolate Rain.”
There is talent among the community, for an organization without formal structure or hierarchy they show a great deal of sophistication in their raids. Operation Myspays featured a series of spoof pages promising access to Myspace through work or school filter systems. Unwitting users entered their passwords that were disseminated through the community to begin the attack. They are experts in manipulating media, websites, and social sites to manipulate people in the name of cruel laughs.
Ironically it is this remarkable ability which may prove the undoing of Anonymous.
The goal of the war on scientology may have been laughs, but the cause has struck a chord in the community. The chan message-boards are attracting new ideological members, combating the current leadership of scientology with noble sentiment. One of these new members of anonymous suggested a list of future causes “His fellow anonymous” could support, the following reply was received.
“We are not your fellow Anonymous. We are not V for Vendetta. We are an Internet Hate Machine, we do whatever we want for the hell of it, for our own fun. The rest of the things you heard about us was just propaganda so you would all help us.” –anon. Other users posted gory images of traffic accidents and medical procedures in an effort to ward off idealistic newcomers.
Others have welcomed the change as serendipity. One longstanding member of anonymous encouraged detractors to welcome the newcomers and accept that the group had evolved a sense of social responsibility. The anonymous communities growing on mainstream sites such as facebook and myspace are largely unaware of the hacker roots of the group and oppose the current form of Scientology for their litigious nature, alleged suppression of the media and the “Fair Game” policy, where Scientologists were encouraged to attack SP’s or suppressive persons by any means. The Church of Scientology states that this policy is not in use.
With great passion on both sides the media war is not likely to reach a stalemate any time soon. In the mean time one question still remains to be answered; What does it mean to be anonymous?